Unleash Your Quirky Side with Our "I Don't Always Drink Milk" Shirt! Dive into the world of retro charm with this unhinged shirt that's not just a piece of clothing but a statement of your bold, quirky personality. Perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh and a bit of sarcasm, this vintage funny shirt features a vibrant, eye-catching design of a woman indulgently sipping milk. It's not just weird; it's wonderfully weird, making it a must-have for anyone who loves to stand out.
Sarcastic T-Shirt for the Unconventional Spirit Embrace your unique style with our sarcastic t-shirt that blends a touch of retro humor with modern edginess. This shirt isn't just clothing; it's a conversation starter that breaks the ice with laughter and a raised eyebrow. Whether you're at a casual meetup or a laid-back party, this shirt promises to inject a little irony into your ensemble, making it ideal for those who love to challenge the norm.
A Nostalgic Trip with a Twist of Dark Humor This weird shirt takes you on a nostalgic trip back to the days of vintage funny shirts but with a twist of dark humor. The design is not only visually appealing but also packs a punch of personality, making it a perfect pick for anyone who loves their humor served with a side of satire. Add this retro humor shirt to your wardrobe and let your clothing reflect your wittiest, most unhinged self!
Comfort Colors introduces the “Comfort Colors 1717” garment-dyed t-shirt; a fully customizable tee made 100% with ring-spun cotton. The soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric brings extra coziness to your wardrobe while the relaxed fit makes it an excellent daily choice. The double-needle stitching throughout the tee makes it highly durable while the lack of side-seams helps the shirt retain its tubular shape. Discover all 58 colors in our Comfort Colors 1717 color charts below. .: The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is made with medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)) consisting of high quality, 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort. .: The relaxed fit keeps the wearer comfy in both casual and semi-formal settings while the crew neckline delivers that classic, neat style which makes it perfect for accessorizing. .: The pre-shrunk fabric ensures a consistently great fit. Check all available sizes in our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart. .: All Comfort Colors 1717 shirts feature pre-shrunk cotton for size retention and a signature sewn-in twill label. .: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested.
 
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Width, in
18.25
20.25
22.00
24.00
26.00
27.75
29.75
Length, in
26.62
28.00
29.37
30.75
31.62
32.50
33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in
16.25
17.75
19.00
20.50
21.75
23.25
24.63
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50